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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« on: October 10, 2019, 02:40:11 PM »
Baker Boys: “It seems like we’d be the most high-end, richest people if we could live in a car!”
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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« on: October 10, 2019, 02:05:22 AM »
Matt: "Have you ever tried to fuck someone on a pile of stone faces!?"
Kevin: "You shut the fuck up, Matt! I'll do what I want!"
Matt: "You might have a sex accident!"
Kevin: "I prefer 'sexident."
Kevin: "You shut the fuck up, Matt! I'll do what I want!"
Matt: "You might have a sex accident!"
Kevin: "I prefer 'sexident."
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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« on: October 09, 2019, 08:43:04 PM »
Max: "We flip for the hit location and... his Fuzzy Groin! You hit the monster right in the dingdong!"
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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« on: October 07, 2019, 10:11:28 PM »
Matt: "Surprise, bitches! I brought my own walls!"
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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« on: October 04, 2019, 03:48:03 PM »
Matt: “There’s a lot of chittering and fighting and banging and when you look back the raccoon is now driving the car. On the raccoons first and only action he bashes his car into the other one and they explode. He gives you a salute.”
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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« on: October 04, 2019, 03:44:30 PM »
Max: “I pull up alongside the riders and start pulling sick doughnuts next to them to spell out ‘Fuck you’ but misspelled in fire.”
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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« on: October 02, 2019, 06:10:03 PM »
Travis: “Fank you fir callin Squiggy Johns. How can I help you? Reddest delivery you’ve eva seen.”
Max: “We keep da meat red so it gets to you fasta.”
Max: “We keep da meat red so it gets to you fasta.”
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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« on: October 01, 2019, 06:21:51 PM »
Baker Boys: “Boysco is going ‘DUN dun, dun dun dundun’ while the other ones are going “doodeedooo Doodedoooo!”
*to Mission Impossible theme
Fizzled: “I’m gonna scavenge up a marker and just write Dave in the bottom of his foot.”
Gecko; “New Dave.”
Fizzier: “Yep. He’s gonna write ‘New Dave.”
Dixie: “Now this is a Dave I can get behind!”
*to Mission Impossible theme
Fizzled: “I’m gonna scavenge up a marker and just write Dave in the bottom of his foot.”
Gecko; “New Dave.”
Fizzier: “Yep. He’s gonna write ‘New Dave.”
Dixie: “Now this is a Dave I can get behind!”
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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« on: September 30, 2019, 02:34:37 PM »
Sir Dave: “Doth thee wish another Dave for thy travels?”
Fizzler: “Uh... yea! Dave-solutely!”
Sir Dave: “Aha! Now you’re Davin’ it.”
Fizzler: “Uh... yea! Dave-solutely!”
Sir Dave: “Aha! Now you’re Davin’ it.”
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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« on: September 30, 2019, 02:27:27 PM »
Matt: “Do you eat your Mountain Dew peeled or unpeeled?”
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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« on: September 30, 2019, 02:17:31 PM »
Max: “While everyone’s talking, I’m gonna walk up here to Stinknife.”
Stinknife: “Eh!?”
Max: “I’m gonna reach over, do the Spiderverse thing. Just sit there a for a little bit.”
Stinknife: “The fuck you want?”
Max: “And I set Stinknife on fire.”
Stinknife: “Eh!?”
Max: “I’m gonna reach over, do the Spiderverse thing. Just sit there a for a little bit.”
Stinknife: “The fuck you want?”
Max: “And I set Stinknife on fire.”
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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« on: September 24, 2019, 11:13:44 PM »
Matt: "Get back, man! This thing is FULL of piss!"
Greg: "Oh no! My piss!"
Greg: "Oh no! My piss!"
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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« on: September 24, 2019, 08:50:28 PM »
Matt: "He tattooed his chest onto his arms."
Greg: "Why is the mummy a yeti!?"
Greg: "Why is the mummy a yeti!?"
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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« on: September 21, 2019, 06:38:37 PM »
Matt: "This is Haha, Moustache. The awful people expansion."
Kevin: "It's like Hitler..."
James: "It's like eight Hitlers."
Kevin: "It's like Hitler..."
James: "It's like eight Hitlers."
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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« on: September 19, 2019, 08:49:36 AM »
Max: “Oh boy! Here I go wyrdin’ again.”