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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« on: October 07, 2018, 08:32:42 PM »
Matt: "Crystal from Starfox is the chicken nuggets of furry porn."
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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« on: October 01, 2017, 05:07:09 AM »Charlie: "Matt, I saw this on Tumblr, and I want to see if you can explain it to me..."
Matt: "Okay..."
Charlie: "Okay... I'm trying to figure out how to best phrase this. Domesticated furries. I mean furries based on domesticated animals."
Matt: "Okay."
Charlie: "How does that work?"
Max: "I... what's wrong with that?"
Charlie: "How did you become a cow if there are no humans to domesticate the wild ox of Europa?"
*Max's increasingly shrieking laughter*
Matt: "Are you asking about the evolutionary origins of animal mans?"
Charlie: "Yes! Yes I am!"
I need the sauce on this one. I can just imagine Max's laughter now, but I genuinely want to hear Matt's reaction.
Enjoy:
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Community Actual Play / Re: I POSTED COCKLORDS!
« on: March 21, 2017, 08:51:28 PM »Have to say - really impressed that this actually played out so well.
The trick is just acting as if there is nothing weird. And once you do that, it's basically just general gritty fantasy. Like in all my gritty fantasies.
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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« on: February 11, 2017, 07:20:01 PM »Show me the 'y' in tomato and I'll pronounce it, ya pedantic yank bastards.
Please say the word matron. Matriarch. Information.
And then realize I'm taking the piss because the origin of tomato at least is closer to British pronunciation.
So I guess... Let's call the whole thing off.
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General Discussion / Re: The DUNK and the Ugly question for all
« on: January 31, 2017, 01:58:00 AM »
Alright, for a small amount of personal selecting I do have to choose Therese from InThralled because of the immense amount of jam she is ready to slam, the wielding many arms, and the fact that she can throw a pair of hands to dunk the ball from across the arena. However other than her I think Mikhail probably encourages the best air time and the SICKEST dunks with sick gravity powers, Noah has intense ups from Kangaroo legs and the attitude to bring it to the court, Grim Grey for simultaneous resident sports expert and the belief magic to fight a mon-STAR, and probably Yuji because I feel he would enjoy a basketball throwdown and the giant earthquake fish leads to that dramatic moment where the ball is hanging on the lip and the quake knocks it in.
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General Discussion / Re: Secret Annual Gift Exchanger Thing
« on: January 08, 2017, 03:14:57 AM »
Mine came in eyyyyy
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General Discussion / Re: Secret Annual Gift Exchanger Thing
« on: December 16, 2016, 02:27:06 PM »
Sent mine out awhile ago, but unfortunately didn't get to personalize it if I wanted it to arrive in time. Ah well.
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Show Discussion / Re: Campaign Soundtracks
« on: December 09, 2016, 12:33:16 AM »
While I don't have any in mind off hand, I will be sure to make some for mine when they go up now. Thanks for the indirect suggestion!
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General Discussion / Re: Secret Annual Gift Exchanger Thing
« on: November 29, 2016, 12:27:21 PM »
Books: Fahrenheit 451, Apathy, anything by Terry Pratchett (Note for this and everything else on the list, these are things I already have, just offered as a springboard.)
RPGs: MaOCT, Fellowship, DnD 5e, Microscope, Monster Hearts
Movies: Arrival, Redline, Snatch, World of Tomorrow
Videogames: Journey, Pikmin 2, Momodora: Reverie Under the Moonlight, Undertale, Chrono Cross, really most anything if it's good, Asura's Wrath, Warframe, League of Legends, DotA 2... A lot.
Interests: Magic the Gathering, Game Development (both RPG and video), Writing (in theory, I'm dang scared to), Cooking, Biology, History, and neat stuff in general I guess?
RPGs: MaOCT, Fellowship, DnD 5e, Microscope, Monster Hearts
Movies: Arrival, Redline, Snatch, World of Tomorrow
Videogames: Journey, Pikmin 2, Momodora: Reverie Under the Moonlight, Undertale, Chrono Cross, really most anything if it's good, Asura's Wrath, Warframe, League of Legends, DotA 2... A lot.
Interests: Magic the Gathering, Game Development (both RPG and video), Writing (in theory, I'm dang scared to), Cooking, Biology, History, and neat stuff in general I guess?
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General Discussion / Re: Pictures and Other Childish Things 2.0
« on: October 08, 2016, 04:13:59 PM »
I am far too lazy to figure out how to shrink this.
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Show Discussion / Re: Forum Frieda's Re-listen
« on: September 30, 2016, 02:46:19 PM »
Just get a good group of friends for listening. And heck while listening you guys should go to Arby's. It's a good meeting place. Actually I'd meet at Arby's while I meat at Arby's. Just got really hungry for it I guess. (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧
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Forum Roleplaying / Re: Disney Villains United play-by-post invite
« on: September 23, 2016, 12:10:37 AM »
I'll probably get something up sooner or later. Just need to wrangle the mechanics together for a sheet.
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General Discussion / Re: It's An Old Fashioned [STAND]-Off
« on: September 15, 2016, 04:28:21 PM »
[Jukebox Hero] (song by Foreigner)
Appearance: A tall broad chested figure clad in dark gray spikes and accented in grapefruit red. It's body is almost a rectangle that had the image of a human carved onto it. It's face is a tangled basket of wires, obscuring all but a burning violet eye that trails a haze in it's motions. A heavy metal box covered in wicked blades is left dangling on a thick chain in it's enormous armored hands, connecting at the base to it's hip. It lumbers as it moves, but with a force of purpose behind it.
Power: [Erratic Phantasm] Jukebox Hero can create copies of an object or individual. These copies are illusory, and do not affect other objects, though for all intents and purposes are perceived by other living creatures as real. If a living creature other than it's owner comes in contact with one of the copies, it vanishes, replaced in an instant by Jukebox hero, mid swing with it's cubic flail. If positioned right this can knock the target into another illusion, continuing the chain. If the copies are of a mobile creature, they may be compelled to move and act as if they were real.
[Strength] Jukebox Hero is also a juggernaut, plowing through objects as long as speed is not a concern.
Weakness: The illusory copies can be detected by their non interacting with physical changes such as wind, or if something is thrown at them. As well the amount of them caps out at 10, and when a copy has been consumed it takes 10 seconds to produce a new one. Jukebox Hero is also slower than many offensive stands, so without Erratic Phantasm it has difficulty engaging fast targets. Finally, Jukebox Hero cannot be multiple places at once; if more than one copy is disturbed it will appear at whichever one was in contact last.
Destructive Power A
Speed C
Range B
Durability A
Precision D
Developmental Potential D
Appearance: A tall broad chested figure clad in dark gray spikes and accented in grapefruit red. It's body is almost a rectangle that had the image of a human carved onto it. It's face is a tangled basket of wires, obscuring all but a burning violet eye that trails a haze in it's motions. A heavy metal box covered in wicked blades is left dangling on a thick chain in it's enormous armored hands, connecting at the base to it's hip. It lumbers as it moves, but with a force of purpose behind it.
Power: [Erratic Phantasm] Jukebox Hero can create copies of an object or individual. These copies are illusory, and do not affect other objects, though for all intents and purposes are perceived by other living creatures as real. If a living creature other than it's owner comes in contact with one of the copies, it vanishes, replaced in an instant by Jukebox hero, mid swing with it's cubic flail. If positioned right this can knock the target into another illusion, continuing the chain. If the copies are of a mobile creature, they may be compelled to move and act as if they were real.
[Strength] Jukebox Hero is also a juggernaut, plowing through objects as long as speed is not a concern.
Weakness: The illusory copies can be detected by their non interacting with physical changes such as wind, or if something is thrown at them. As well the amount of them caps out at 10, and when a copy has been consumed it takes 10 seconds to produce a new one. Jukebox Hero is also slower than many offensive stands, so without Erratic Phantasm it has difficulty engaging fast targets. Finally, Jukebox Hero cannot be multiple places at once; if more than one copy is disturbed it will appear at whichever one was in contact last.
Destructive Power A
Speed C
Range B
Durability A
Precision D
Developmental Potential D
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General Discussion / Re: Pictures and Other Childish Things 2.0
« on: September 10, 2016, 03:19:27 PM »
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Tabletops and You / Re: Electin' Microscope
« on: September 08, 2016, 10:34:19 PM »
Alright, seems the votes as far as they are going to arrive are in. The winner with a nice amount of attention was "Tomb of the First Magic" with some amount of that capitalized or decapitalized based on how we interpret it. We'll see what happens and what statements we'll use. I'll probably push them down the line to the next one if they aren't immediately applicable. Thanks to all who participated!