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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« on: December 09, 2019, 10:05:54 PM »
Susan: "This ain't your grandma's hurdy-gurdy!"
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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« on: November 21, 2019, 11:51:34 PM »
Kevin: "Come on! It's no fun if you won't fight back. ...I'm lying. It's totally fun."
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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« on: November 19, 2019, 08:53:42 PM »
Max: "Why'd you steal the worm's lockpick? They need it for their worm heist."
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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« on: November 16, 2019, 09:29:19 AM »
Max: "You can always watch the VHS I guess."
James: "It's just Jack saying 'Welcome to the family, son.' And then he reaches through the tv and punches you."
James: "It's just Jack saying 'Welcome to the family, son.' And then he reaches through the tv and punches you."
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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« on: October 28, 2019, 07:51:00 AM »
Greg: "A glass tank opens up with a shark just sorta idling there like what could've happened"
Matt: "I am going to tame this shark"
Greg: "Yep theres rolls for that go ahead"
Matt: "By tame it I mean piledrive it"
Greg: "I know, theres rolls for that too"
Greg: "Down the hill theres a door with a lock and a key dangl-"
Matt: "Boomboom rushes to kick the door open"
Greg: ".....not even gonna use the key, just gonna kick it?"
Matt: "He has no idea what this object is"
Greg: "I would like to add some flair"
TD Greg: "Yeah go for it!"
Greg: "So what happens in that final combat round is Nerdo slashes his leg, which makes him fall over so that Boomboom can retreat to his chair, and he uses Intimidating Shout to yell "TITLE SHOOOOOOOOOT" before elbow dropping Mr Springtime from the chair. Then Caution comes over and shoots him in the head with the shotgun to finish him off"
Matt: "Jesus christ!"
TD Greg: "Nonono its fine its only blunt force trauma, pg13"
Greg: "As you all jump up in the air to celebrate your victory among the obstacle course and prize vault that you burned to the ground you freeze frame, and the robot from the beginning is seen in the background putting up a 'Winners don't use drugs' poster."
Nerdo: "What word did you just use?"
Caution: "Medi, meda, medaca, mediti, meditation. I heard Nerdo say he does that sometimes"
Nerdo: ".....no I don't. I dont believe in pills"
Caution: "Winner dont do drugs, Boom Boom"
Boomboom: "Thats roight"
Nerdo: "They dont."
Foam Golem: [A G R E E D!]
Greg: "The statue reacts to what you're saying"
Boomboom: "YOU SILENCE YOUR MOUTH, GOLEM. THERES A STORM A COMIN'"
Matt: "I am going to tame this shark"
Greg: "Yep theres rolls for that go ahead"
Matt: "By tame it I mean piledrive it"
Greg: "I know, theres rolls for that too"
Greg: "Down the hill theres a door with a lock and a key dangl-"
Matt: "Boomboom rushes to kick the door open"
Greg: ".....not even gonna use the key, just gonna kick it?"
Matt: "He has no idea what this object is"
Greg: "I would like to add some flair"
TD Greg: "Yeah go for it!"
Greg: "So what happens in that final combat round is Nerdo slashes his leg, which makes him fall over so that Boomboom can retreat to his chair, and he uses Intimidating Shout to yell "TITLE SHOOOOOOOOOT" before elbow dropping Mr Springtime from the chair. Then Caution comes over and shoots him in the head with the shotgun to finish him off"
Matt: "Jesus christ!"
TD Greg: "Nonono its fine its only blunt force trauma, pg13"
Greg: "As you all jump up in the air to celebrate your victory among the obstacle course and prize vault that you burned to the ground you freeze frame, and the robot from the beginning is seen in the background putting up a 'Winners don't use drugs' poster."
Nerdo: "What word did you just use?"
Caution: "Medi, meda, medaca, mediti, meditation. I heard Nerdo say he does that sometimes"
Nerdo: ".....no I don't. I dont believe in pills"
Caution: "Winner dont do drugs, Boom Boom"
Boomboom: "Thats roight"
Nerdo: "They dont."
Foam Golem: [A G R E E D!]
Greg: "The statue reacts to what you're saying"
Boomboom: "YOU SILENCE YOUR MOUTH, GOLEM. THERES A STORM A COMIN'"
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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« on: October 23, 2019, 10:07:49 PM »
Stoppy: "So now we're the Muffin Mama Pastry Pals Burn Wound Firescar Clutch Grind Gear Slide Stop Go Stop Go Goldecko Stop Infernal Electric Machine Boobs And Butts Forever."
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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« on: October 23, 2019, 03:28:03 PM »
Fizzler: “All I have to do is not blow up. I’ve been doing that my entire life so I have lots of practice.”
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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« on: October 23, 2019, 03:23:18 PM »
Goldy: “They know me here for being the guy who shot 23 guns at the same time.”
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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« on: October 15, 2019, 09:56:35 PM »
Max: "What a terrible night to have an Andrew!"
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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« on: October 15, 2019, 09:51:56 PM »
Matt: "Don't mess with somebody with a bottle of piss."
James: "They call me The Wet Bandit!"
James: "They call me The Wet Bandit!"
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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« on: October 11, 2019, 03:35:14 PM »
Goldy: This here’s a little ditty about this one time I got ripped in half!”
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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« on: October 11, 2019, 03:16:50 PM »
Matt: “So Pastry Pals Firescar Clutchgrind Go Go Goldecko.”
Fizzler: “Yes. That is our band.”
Fizzler: “Yes. That is our band.”
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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« on: October 11, 2019, 02:43:48 PM »
Fizzler: “It’s the last thing our ride need... a Mural of a wizard!”
Goldy: “Wizards suck!”
Baker Boys: “Yea! Wizards suck!”
“We need a goblin wearing a wizard hat he stole off a wizard!”
“And his robes!”
Garza: “And I’m standing here, BEING a goblin who casts magic.”
Fizzler: “I know... flames!”
Group: “Flaaaames!”
Goldy: “Do we have matches?”
Garza: “No no. Fake flames.”
Goldy: “Ohhhh.”
Fizzler: “Flames that never go out.”
Goldy: *long gasp
Goldy: “Wizards suck!”
Baker Boys: “Yea! Wizards suck!”
“We need a goblin wearing a wizard hat he stole off a wizard!”
“And his robes!”
Garza: “And I’m standing here, BEING a goblin who casts magic.”
Fizzler: “I know... flames!”
Group: “Flaaaames!”
Goldy: “Do we have matches?”
Garza: “No no. Fake flames.”
Goldy: “Ohhhh.”
Fizzler: “Flames that never go out.”
Goldy: *long gasp
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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« on: October 11, 2019, 02:32:58 PM »
Fizzler points to a car tire
Fizzler: “I pulled that out of a skrat.”
Godly: “I envy their powers...”
Fizzler: “I pulled that out of a skrat.”
Godly: “I envy their powers...”
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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« on: October 10, 2019, 08:06:10 PM »
Charlie: "Hold on. I have no depth perception so I can't tell how far away his ass is."
Matt: "This ass goes on forever!"
Matt: "This ass goes on forever!"