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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« on: October 08, 2018, 03:21:27 PM »Matt: "Crystal from Starfox is the chicken nuggets of furry porn."
PROVE ME WRONG, INTERNET
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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« on: June 01, 2018, 11:54:18 PM »
Man I forgot that line entirely
Also Devastator: I am your champion
Also Devastator: I am your champion
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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« on: December 15, 2017, 11:18:55 AM »
Sun Tzu says: "Use tongue but hole"
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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« on: November 20, 2017, 04:27:21 PM »Kevin: "Do you have any idea how much it would cost to put safeties on EVERY gun the Imperium makes? It wouldn't outweigh the cost of lives lost."
Safeties would be breaking the faith in the weapon's war spirit anyway
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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« on: November 02, 2017, 12:52:42 PM »Matt: "I rolled a one."
Josh: "You accidentally pull out a gun and shoot him."
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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« on: October 25, 2017, 09:16:51 AM »Axe: The line is mostly broken up by Ork Bombaz...
(I legit thought Axe said Orkobamas: Ork+Obama. That's gotta be a thing somewhere...)
Canonically the ork tellyporta was invented by the great Orkimedes so anything is possible.
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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« on: October 10, 2017, 11:05:54 AM »
I discovered in the Deathwatch book that a complement of Imperial Guardsmen costs about as much as a space marine helmet, so I'm tempted to take them as signature wargear the next time around.
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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« on: October 02, 2017, 01:14:17 PM »Charlie: "Rick Rude, still in an ongoing match with Batman. We're not sure where Batman is right now... but we have Bruce Wayne here for commentary on the subject."
Rick Rude keeps stealing our gimmick of being the meta-heel, the worst kind of wrestler whose entire character is to have shitty matches to piss the fans off
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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« on: August 28, 2017, 09:06:37 PM »Matt: "And the bandit rabbit, who whenever he picks up a carrot, he picks up another carrot..."
Charlie: "Matt, with no frame of reference, you sound like a crazy person."
ngl even in context the rules for this game are nonsense
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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« on: July 21, 2017, 11:57:16 PM »
People responded to that vid with pics of the clown attack
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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« on: July 07, 2017, 08:24:23 PM »
As expected, currently leading in points massively.
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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« on: June 19, 2017, 10:07:25 AM »Matt: "She looks way too grizzled to have a voice like that."
Max: "She can look grizzled and still have that voice. You shouldn't be so judgey, Matt."
Matt: "I judge everybody. I judge you!"
Charlie: "You can live a hard life and still sound like you want to give everyone fresh lemonade."
judgin u