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Title: 7TH Sea BD Special: The Hotsprings Episode
Post by: Ninjaguiden on August 27, 2016, 01:43:00 AM: Since James refused to give it to us I decided we needed on anyway. I apologize in advance to the players for this horrible misuse of your characters.

”How kind of the city to let use the baths for helping them with the Uvitenhet case”
“Especially after how you tried to run away from the investigators Francesca-chan”
“I was just afraid that they might not look past my heritage and throw me straight into a cell, it could have taken ages to clear my name from there!”
“That aside, these baths are nothing like one in my homeland. We usually house them indoors, with a lot more steam going around”
“Oh come now, these springs seem just fine…*ahh~* How delightful to finally get some real warmth I this place.”
“Come join us Anne-san before you get a cold! What are you even doing over there?”
“Ja ja, I’ll be there in just a bit. It’s just that ze pumping mechanism for these baths are most interesting…I wonder how they deal with potential overpressure in ze pipes?”
“Oh that’s right Francesca-chan, I have these rare oils from the Crescent that I’ve been saving just in case we ever found a decent bath around here, perhaps you’d allow me to try my exotic massage knack?”

-Meanwhile on the men’s side of the bathhouse, the sound of the flesh of reality being torn apart can be heard-

“What in the bloody hell are you doing using that magic stuff here captain?”
“Well Mr. Declan, a true captain can’t let any opportunity slip away from him”, Valentin answers as he brings out his puzzle sword and more importantly, its grappling hook.
“Don’t say I didn’t warn ya”, Declan shrugs and takes a swig from the bottle he smuggled past the changing rooms.

-After much shouting from the women’s side followed by a muffled gunshot, a groggy Valentin can be found floating in the steaming waters next to Declan, an impressive bruise on his forehead-

“You’re lucky Anne had worked on that new, bean-bag was it? Or you might have found yourself with more than just an ugly face for a few days captain”

ON THE NEXT EXCITING EPISODE OF 7TH SEA: UMI DA!
Title: Re: 7TH Sea BD Special: The Hotsprings Episode
Post by: Sabwones on August 27, 2016, 05:24:09 AM: It's canon.

Or, should it be 'cannon'?
Title: Re: 7TH Sea BD Special: The Hotsprings Episode
Post by: QueenAelin on August 27, 2016, 10:04:26 AM: I love this so much
Title: Re: 7TH Sea BD Special: The Hotsprings Episode
Post by: Ninjaguiden on August 29, 2016, 01:14:23 AM: Thanks for the kind words, though I now recognise a major failing: I did not include Anne rolling to invent the paddle so that we could have a hot-blooded ping-pong match between Francesca and Nadire.
Title: Re: 7TH Sea BD Special: The Hotsprings Episode
Post by: Kevin on August 29, 2016, 09:26:48 AM: Given the way the fic seemed to be progressing, I have trouble believing a paddle would be used for ping pong.
Title: Re: 7TH Sea BD Special: The Hotsprings Episode
Post by: Charlie72 on August 29, 2016, 09:28:17 AM: At least the check wouldn't be hard, proto tennis was invented in the 12th century.
Title: Re: 7TH Sea BD Special: The Hotsprings Episode
Post by: Ninjaguiden on August 29, 2016, 09:48:46 AM: Quote from: Kevin on August 29, 2016, 09:26:48 AM
Given the way the fic seemed to be progressing, I have trouble believing a paddle would be used for ping pong.

I thought I ended it tastefully, this isn't a Xebec anime ;D
Title: Re: 7TH Sea BD Special: The Hotsprings Episode
Post by: QueenAelin on August 30, 2016, 08:22:12 PM: I showed this to a few friends on my phone today and they all asked if there would be anime sequels or if this was going to turn into pOrNE Piece
Title: Re: 7TH Sea BD Special: The Hotsprings Episode
Post by: Ninjaguiden on August 31, 2016, 08:11:16 AM: Quote from: QueenAelin on August 30, 2016, 08:22:12 PM
I showed this to a few friends on my phone today and they all asked if there would be anime sequels or if this was going to turn into pOrNE Piece

I now know how James feels when people go of the rails in his games ("SO you get on the bus!"), I'm not making any sort of porn or erotica here!

Spoiler: show
I'll wait for C91 to deliver.
Title: Re: 7TH Sea BD Special: The Hotsprings Episode
Post by: Kevin on September 03, 2016, 12:56:29 AM: Quote from: Ninjaguiden on August 29, 2016, 09:48:46 AM
Quote from: Kevin on August 29, 2016, 09:26:48 AM
Given the way the fic seemed to be progressing, I have trouble believing a paddle would be used for ping pong.

I thought I ended it tastefully, this isn't a Xebec anime ;D

It was supposed to be a perfectly innocent exotic massage? It would be innocent for Nadire, I guess.
Title: Re: 7TH Sea BD Special: The Hotsprings Episode
Post by: CanaryBlue on September 06, 2016, 04:17:49 PM: Quote from: Kevin on September 03, 2016, 12:56:29 AM
Quote from: Ninjaguiden on August 29, 2016, 09:48:46 AM
Quote from: Kevin on August 29, 2016, 09:26:48 AM
Given the way the fic seemed to be progressing, I have trouble believing a paddle would be used for ping pong.

I thought I ended it tastefully, this isn't a Xebec anime ;D

It was supposed to be a perfectly innocent exotic massage? It would be innocent for Nadire, I guess.

Turns out "exotic" is Crescent-speak for "bone crushing". Francesca ends up paralyzed for 72 hours.