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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread

« on: March 27, 2019, 06:32:30 PM »

Nerdo: “looks like the refrigerator was running... after all!”
Greg: “Do we get the sunglasses?”
Kevin: “Yea he lowers the sunglasses to show his second pair of smaller sunglasses.”

Nerdo: “I’ve driven one of these before. I call the handlebars.”
Boom boom: “I call the clutch.”
Caution: “I’ll stand on the back to balance it out.”
Kevin: “Thats the bigth seat!”

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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread

« on: March 20, 2019, 06:08:51 PM »

James: “Are there any questions about the campaign?”
Josh: “Why was it so much fun?!”

James: “He specifically doesn’t have a stat block because then players would kill him. I statted him and you killed him.”

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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread

« on: March 20, 2019, 03:51:06 PM »

James: “I don’t know what the name of the guy with the neon beard, but I’ve named him Funkle Sam.”

Ax: “It’s more about ancestor worship.”
James: “Thank you, emperor dad!”

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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread

« on: March 19, 2019, 12:49:55 PM »

Janes: “As Roboute Guilliman used to say, ‘I’m Rick James.”

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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread

« on: March 18, 2019, 08:48:17 AM »

Josh: “If they weren’t trying to summon hell on earth I’d say we’re the bad guys. We are, but we’re not the worst guys.”

Janes: “Madman,’ he said from his ghost jet pack.”

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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread

« on: March 13, 2019, 03:34:52 PM »

Greg: “Am armored raccoon skin hat.”
Kevin: “That is the most expensive fur hat ever made.”
Smith: “We actually made that from an armored raccoon.”
Josh: “Shortly before it was killed by a solid snake.”

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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread

« on: March 11, 2019, 04:00:25 PM »

Kevin: “Gabe’s mouth breaks into a maximum smile.”
Guillaume: “Good news? What? What?”
Greg: “He looks over his shoulder and then can’t read so he keeps asking.”

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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread

« on: March 11, 2019, 01:01:20 PM »

Ax: “Ah the Mormon standoff. Where each paticipant’s allowed to have five guns.”

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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread

« on: March 11, 2019, 12:55:15 PM »

Greg: “Guillaume’s sitting there slowly growing his meat back.”
James: “Aughh! Why’d you have to put it like that!?”
Kevin: “Add that to the list of terrible euphemisms.”
Greg: “Greg, please don’t quote me on that!”

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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread

« on: March 06, 2019, 09:01:53 AM »

James: “Bathe me in purifying flames!”
Danielle: “Later.”

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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread

« on: March 05, 2019, 10:51:38 PM »

Max: "FBI: arrest me. I did a fuck. You wont."

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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread

« on: March 05, 2019, 03:08:33 PM »

Danielle: “You’re not my real dad.”
James: “I’m not your fake dad either!”

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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread

« on: February 26, 2019, 03:43:36 PM »

Guillaume: “Clem!”
Kevin: “It’s up to you!”
Guillaume: “It’s up to you! YOU are the Guillaume now!”
James: “You are new Guillaume!?”
Guillaume: “You are ze man of ze house now! Zis is your cabin! Treat it as your own! ...but not in fire! ...also, save me.”
Kane’s: “Be good without me! Also save me!”

James: “They’re not your lackeys! One of them is THE PRESIDENT!”

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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread

« on: February 19, 2019, 06:58:46 PM »

Max: "I'm not legally required to tell you if I'm a siren. I'm legally required to tell you if I turn on a siren because then I'm a cop."

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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread

« on: February 19, 2019, 02:36:24 PM »

Greg: “Guillaume will touch his face, see the blood, the eyes will go all black again and he’s going to make a noise like a grizzly bear.”
James: “Mehh!”
Josh: “Yep... that’s a grizzly bear alright.”
Susan: “Rawwwlawwl.”
James: “Rowwr?”
Greg: “Yes. Like a newborn grizzly.”
James: “Eyyy Booboo!”