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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« on: November 23, 2016, 07:12:22 PM »
James: "You see him whisper a prayer and his sword begins to glow."
Matt: "I say a prayer and then shoot him with my gun."
Charlie: "The only way that could have been better was is you pulled the gun out of a bible."

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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« on: November 19, 2016, 07:39:17 PM »
James: "I'm finding myself disappointed in things that people are disappointed in."
Kevin: "There is no end to that..."

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Forum Roleplaying / Re: Disney Villains United play-by-post invite
« on: November 19, 2016, 10:17:18 AM »
well, suppose can close down the invite. I reached out to a few old rp buddies and got a text game going. and lucky us, I got a /tg/ request thread to draw the party for me

http://imgur.com/a/B5rNU

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General Discussion / Re: Introduction Thread
« on: November 19, 2016, 10:07:16 AM »
Who: Greg. luffy316, luffy316, Sandcastles, Greguardo, Jabberwock Cowboy, or King Handsome, depending where you look
What: man of whimsy and wordomancer. Write constantly for fun and various degrees of profit. Tend to have any number of projects between 2 and 10, from game systems, settings, half-baked novels, comics, and podcasts.
When: I feel like it
Where: Pennsylvania, where anything with a name brand that's not a gas station is about 30 minutes away
Why: I was making stories in my head whenever I was bored and wrote lists of things to pass the time in school. I had to take a writing class in college and a teacher reach my first paper and basically asked why the hell I wasn't pursuing writing.
Meanwhile, a highschool buddy got me into Dungeons and Dragons for a session or two. He told me whacky stories about his ogre shooting saplings as arrows and trying to fist-fight vampires (and failing), and invited me along once or twice. The GM specifically gave me the job to take a flashcard and draw out where everyone was going to be sleeping in the camp. It was a weird little bit of flavor that minutely changed how the ambush went, but made me feel special and it was a laugh in general, and a level of investment I wasn't expecting.
So couple years later, I decide to get my more regular friends into it. Didn't want to spend the time or money learning all of it, so read what I could find for free on the web and improvised the rest for my friends who didn't know better anyway. It was largely regular dungeon crawling with hilarity from the infighting, chaotic players. I end up tripping over Monsters and Other Childish Things on wikipedia and my basic reaction was "Wait, there's more than d20 stuff?" That rabbit holed me into the handful of RPPR games, and when pressing for more, I found the Road Trip LPs on their forums. When looking for MORE of that, found their site and binged my way through their stuff. I did a bit of online gaming as a result via text chat, but finally reached out through the birth of the old forums, 4chan, and Giants In the Playground to gather the initial Wrongclocks into playing Monster Force Zeta, and have hardly stopped since

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General Discussion / Re: Animorphs
« on: November 19, 2016, 09:48:54 AM »
oh as a fan at the time, I admitted to myself that the show was shit quite early

and what did you mean by ghostwritten books?


I also remember in the back of one of the books, there some other preview for another Applegate novel that involved magic crystals in a Yugioh sort of card game where  you put magic into creature cards to fuse into a single being after so many rounds, but that may have just been a one-time scene

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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« on: November 16, 2016, 11:33:40 PM »
James: "Do you know how many sphincters you have?"
Sam: "...yes!"
James: "It's more than you think."
Kevin: "And less than you would hope."
Sam: "...I'm just going to roll Sanity here..."

James: "Well guys... I guess this really HAS been... a Dark Heresy. And the camera pans up into the sky over us."
Alex: "Produced by J.J Abrams..."
Sam: "Lens flare! Lens flare!"

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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« on: November 08, 2016, 07:39:28 AM »
Max: "I'll probably ask other people later, but what three characters am I?"
Charlie: "Well you're Maximillion from this game..."
Max: "Yea, I'm okay with that."
Charlie: "You're a spunky boy."
Matt: "Mighty Max..."
Max: "No! They're not just all Maxes! I hate you!
Charlie: "Maximilion Pegasus."
Max: "Actually I'm okay with that."
Charlie: "I can see you owning an island and challenging people to card games."
Max: "If I had magic powers and money, that's what I would do."
Charlie: "Living on an island playing Duel Monsters and Magic the Gathering, watching cartoons and collecting Egyptian artifacts."
Max: "I am so mad at how much this is me!"

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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« on: November 08, 2016, 01:30:18 AM »
James: "Fists' are the same as 'nothing' unless you have no hands!"


*Party Goer shoots a man scaling the walls* "Got one!"
Francesca: "What did THAT accomplish!?"
Party Goer: "That's less competition for later!"
Ax: "In the state we're in already!?"
Nadire: "What difference does it make now!?"
Party Goer: "Look, I won't be the first one to die here! Er, rather, the third or fourth to die."
Nadire: "Well what difference does it make what order you die in if you're going to die anyway!?"
Kevin: "I like him..."

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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« on: November 04, 2016, 10:38:31 PM »
Charlie: "Who wins in a fight? Scarecrow, Tin Woodsman, or the Lion?"
Max: "Am I supposed to answer this, because it sounds pretty easy."
Charlie: "Yea, go ahead."
Matt: "Probably the Woodsman."
Max: "Yea, the Tin Woodsman for days."
Charlie: "Okay. Now also bear in mind... The Scarecrow has a gun."

Matt: "What about post-Wizard giving them their shit?"
Max: "Prooobably still the Woodsman."
Charlie: "I'm still favoring the Tin Woodsman, but the odds aren't so bad for the Scarecrow. Because now he can possibly get lucky and shoot the Woodsman in the heart."
Matt: "That just makes it harder for the Scarecrow, because if he does that, it means the Tin Woodsman will have no emotions."
Charlie: "But if he can hit the part that has the alchemical symbol that holds the Tin Man's soul..."



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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« on: November 04, 2016, 10:18:55 PM »
Matt: "I like that the mech was being piloted by a balloon man."
Max: "Of course. Who better than a balloon to be drift compatible?"
Matt: "God dammit!"
Charlie: "It's not a drift, though, it's only one person."
Max: "How do you know the robot's not sentient!? Don't be sexist, Charlie!"

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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« on: November 03, 2016, 10:11:51 AM »
Ross: "He bit an ASTRONAUT! That's like shooting a unicorn!"

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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« on: November 01, 2016, 10:16:36 PM »
Kevin: "I like the idea of all the  mirrors breaking."
James: "That's enough to cover like a house, maybe a second floor."
Ax: "And no one knows why, so they're just pissed."
James: "I hate this dark future!"
Kevin: "My mirror just broke, and yesterday the kettle yelled at me."

Sam: "This is the work of our true enemy."
James: "Which true enemy is this? There are so many I guest confused."
Sam: "YES!"

James: "These are our pyrotechnics experts, Shades and Ten Fingers. They're nicknames are ironic."

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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« on: October 31, 2016, 09:47:36 PM »
Hanna: "It's called Yuri On Ice, which you'd think is like 'lesbians on ice! hell yea!"

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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« on: October 31, 2016, 06:40:18 PM »
Matt: "I guess my takeaway from this is be Road Trip, don't be a Ponyfinder."

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Show Discussion / Re: Drunken Quotes thread
« on: October 27, 2016, 07:55:00 AM »
Charlie: "I'm not saying no rules, just right..."
Matt: "That's Outback Steakhouse."
Charlie: "Right. It's not that all wrestling matches take place in an Outback Steakhouse. It's just that each ring is temporarily legally declared an honorary Outback Steakhouse. You can kill a man at an Outback Steakhouse."
Matt: "Yea, because it's no rules. Just right."
Charlie: "Because Outback Steakhouse is a subset... sovereign part of Australia, but it's also a part of Australia that's already geared up for Mad Max."

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