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luffy316:
for more lines and dialogue that stuck with you. working on carrying over what I can with a character limit from the old forum

Sean: "And Ambassador Cosby arrives!"

Tim: "Please don't say whacky adventure..."
Hammerstein: "PLEASE say whacky adventure! PLEASE say whacky adventure! For once in my life, let me have a whacky adventure! Is a man not entitled to the whacky adventures around him!?"

Squeejeebot: "I don't think the real JFK still has a head. Tooooo soooon."

Elder Dane: "In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit, get the FUCK outta my sight!"

"The preacher has a two-story house!"
"He sure does! The Old Testament and the New Testament!"

Leadbot: "I took lessons online! No I didn't!"


Cool Rat: "I am here to be awesome and chew bubblegum. And I'm alllll outta gum."
Manda: "I have some!"
Cool Rat: "Alriiight! ...where'd you get that gum?"

Matt: "What's Buttz been doing this whole time?"
Buttz: "aaaaaaAAAAAAAHHH!" *Smashes into the middle of the black water

Buttz: "Can't punch my way out? Well I'll punch my way IN!" *punches own face* "OW! OW!"

High Doug: "Dude! Everett! We're in the same theater!!!"
Everett: "Put your glasses on! You can see better!"
High Doug: "WHOAAAAAAAAAAA!!"

August: "3 BITCHES! He gonna take out 3 BITCHES! Seriously, though, this is going to cost me a lot of money. But 3 BITCHES!"

"I'm going to go set a spot for Alien Justin Beiber at the kid's table."
"Hey, don't treat me like a baby, baby, baby! Oooo!"

Frances: "Ok, Voyd. When I say the word 'kill'..."
Eld: "WHOA WHOA, what!?"
Frances: "Ok, when I say the word 'ATTACK'..."

Matt: "Tick tock comes on the radio."
Eld: "Ugh, I hate this song."
Anthony: "What? Don't you guys like trying on all our clothes, clothes? Boys blowin' up our phones, phones?"

crazon:
It has begun ANEW!!!  ;D

Juju-Monster-Man:
There is a cycle and rhythm to life. Then there is Luffy who sits above it all, in his chair of laughter and puns. From time to time he descends from this throne to bring recitation of the musings that he most fondly recollects.

luffy316:
know what? simplify by adding a third wheel to the idea. copied over all that seemed relevant

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Xy9BS5mRK75YONfkToggVw6XdFxoxdXwXvAn8_lp0e0/edit#

Nayt:
I look forward to the continuation of this thread dedicated primarily to James.

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