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crazon:
"Just throw the Hydra into Wonderland, problem solved!"

Gustav: "This is a Whimsical Hellscape, yes?"

I need to use that descriptor in something.

crazon:
Ryan: So Aideen’s going to walk over to the Kronks.
Max: YES, PERFECT! According to plan!
Greg: WHAT! What plan?
Max: Listen, it’s not a complex plan? But it’s straight forward.

Ryan: Aideen’s going to use her big up at Kronk and point at the tiara.
Greg (Playing Kronk): Oh, Oh my god, I’m sorry, so sorry, I didn’t realize you were a Jeweler.

Kronk: A princess eh? Don’t have one of those here, don’t know what that is.
Aideen: Uh, a princess is… is…
Rutabaga: Exactly like a jeweler!

Max: Listen I can’t tell, all these Kronks look the same to me.
Greg: Ohhhhh Man, Podcast over. Gotta shut it down.

Greg(As NPC): Drinking one of the potions is like russian roulette.
Ryan: Aiden nods slowly.
Greg: Do you know Russian Roulette?
Ryan: Aideen shakes her head.
Greg: Do you know regular roulette?
Ryan: Aideen shakes her head.
Greg: Do you know gambling?
Ryan: Aideen opens her mouth, then shuts it and shakes her head.

I may be enjoying these Disney games a bit more than I should. XD

crazon:
(Yzma has Aideen as a hostage. Jagged knife at the ready.)

Yzma: Alright, Everyone! Little man! Got the girl! No one move or I'll DO IT! Dont think I WONT!!!
Greg: And she will uh... yeah, make an intimidate attack on Gustav... 'cause Im very confident this wouldn't affect him.
(Rolling commences, stat stuff)
Greg: Well she's got really low Charisma but pretty high Intimidate.
Ryan: Does she used Nudity?
Yzma: AND I'LL PULL MY BOOB OUT!!!
Ryan: NOOOOOOOO!!!
Yzma: I'll kill the girl, and pull out my boob...
Greg(who was just playing Yzma): Ewwwwggggg!!!

Max: The old witchy titty?
Greg: I'll give you the cold one!

Ryan: Everyone's doing the Fonz, like "Ehhhh!"
Greg: Ehhhaaaa!... WAZAAAAAAAAAAAP!
Max: Ugh.
Greg: REMEMBER THAT EVERYONE!
Max: I wish I didn't.

(Aideen feeling down about going berserk)
Greg: Look, if no one else will, BlackAnchor will sit her down and go...
BlackAnchor: Look kid, you need someone to talk to... Im gonna send in AnchorWhite.
(Amidst Ryan laughing)
Greg: And then he's gonna just walk away like, Im no good at this.
BlackAnchor:I am not good with girls or kids.
Ryan(as BlackAnchor): You need a strong fatherly figure to talk to right about now, and THAT is nooooooot meeee.
Greg (as BlackAnchor): I kinda killed a couple of people yesterday, sooooo...

Ryan: Gustav is probably the most fatherly character around.
Greg: I too wish Gustav was my Dad.

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